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Reasons for Iran Strike

Here is short list of reasons why I think Bush will bomb Iran.

3. Gotta have some excuse for why you have to take out a second mortgage to fill up at the pumps. It's not Big Oil's fault, it's those crazy Iranians!

2. The GOP needs something else to run on besides "If you vote Democrat, they'll impeach the President". I don't think they need to be giving the electorate any ideas.

1. Dick told him it was okay.