FUI: Flying Under The Influence
LAGUNA BEACH (XF) - The Xsociate Files has learned that authorities in Laguna Beach, California, have arrested a pair of crows for allegedly supplying a flock of pelicans with alcohol. While it was initially believed that the birds had become "drunk" on sea algae, a copy of the toxicology report obtained by XF showed the blood alcohol levels of the pelicans to be well above the legal limit for water fowl.
When reached for comment, a spokesman for the Laguna Beach police department could not confirm whether the type of alcohol involved was in fact Wild Turkey.
When reached for comment, a spokesman for the Laguna Beach police department could not confirm whether the type of alcohol involved was in fact Wild Turkey.
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Damn! I always suspected that Pelicans were drunk. I mean...look at the way they fly.
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6/27/2006 03:00:00 PM
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