Entrenched
WASHINGTON (XF) - The Xsociate Files has uncovered a secret executive order issued by President Bush that calls for the construction of moats and trenches around key buildings in Washington, most notably the White House. The move, similar to actions being carried out now in and around Baghdad, is thought to be related to criticisms of the President's proposed terrorism related legislation and the pushback from members of Congress.
No word yet on the official announcement of when construction would being. But our source inside the White House said that if the Democrats win control of the Congress this November, construction would being rather quickly.
"Halliburton better be ready," the source said.
No word yet on the official announcement of when construction would being. But our source inside the White House said that if the Democrats win control of the Congress this November, construction would being rather quickly.
"Halliburton better be ready," the source said.
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Well that shouldn't be too hard to accomplish. After all, D.C. is basically a swamp. Water will probably just flow in after they've been dug.
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