Ungrateful Dead
WASHINGTON (XF) - The Xsociate Files has uncovered evidence that Vice President Dick Cheney is in fact deceased. According to a copy of a death certificate provided to XF, Mr. Cheney died of heart failure in late 2001.
One critic of the administration claims that the Vice President has been kept alive by means of necromancy as part of "the ultimate deal with the devil". Others say Cheney's fascination with "the dark side" could be evidence of his supernatural "rebirth".
When questioned about the allegation, a spokesman for the Vice President stated that they could not provide any comment because the status of Mr. Cheney's mortality remains classified.
(h/t Christopher for inspiration)
One critic of the administration claims that the Vice President has been kept alive by means of necromancy as part of "the ultimate deal with the devil". Others say Cheney's fascination with "the dark side" could be evidence of his supernatural "rebirth".
When questioned about the allegation, a spokesman for the Vice President stated that they could not provide any comment because the status of Mr. Cheney's mortality remains classified.
(h/t Christopher for inspiration)
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