Prepping the Feast
SAN JUAN (XF) - Terrorism detainees at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba are being fed twice the daily recommended calories in preparation for their eventual slaughter and consumption at the annual White House Thanksgiving feast, the Xsociate Files has learned. A little noticed provision in the new detainee legislation passed by Congress last week calls for all detainees to be fed a high-calorie diet to "fattened them up".
With little over two months to go before the event, administrators at the facility are scrambling to plump up as many detainees as possible. It was believed that hunger strikes by the detainees, which have plagued Gitmo since late last year, would hinder their efforts. But thanks to forced feedings, the staff remains hopeful that they can be ready in time.
"We really didn't know if we could pull it off," one source who asked to remain anonymous said, "There was a minimum weight requirement for all the detainees. Thankfully we've been able to perfect our feeding techniques and things are coming along quite nicely."
How the detainees would be prepared for the meal has yet to be determined but sources tell XF that a chef has already been chosen.
With little over two months to go before the event, administrators at the facility are scrambling to plump up as many detainees as possible. It was believed that hunger strikes by the detainees, which have plagued Gitmo since late last year, would hinder their efforts. But thanks to forced feedings, the staff remains hopeful that they can be ready in time.
"We really didn't know if we could pull it off," one source who asked to remain anonymous said, "There was a minimum weight requirement for all the detainees. Thankfully we've been able to perfect our feeding techniques and things are coming along quite nicely."
How the detainees would be prepared for the meal has yet to be determined but sources tell XF that a chef has already been chosen.
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