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Santa booted from park.

ORLANDO (XF) - The Xsociate Files has learned that after a man impersonating Santa at the Disney theme park in Florida was told by park officials to cease and desist, another man was ejected from the park for a similar offense. Only in this case the man turned out to be the real Kris Kringle.

Park officials have since apologized over the incident, saying that they were only attempting to "preserve the magic of Santa Claus" but the damage has been done. A spokes-elf for the red-suited gift giver has said that all those involved have been moved into the "Naughty" column but due to energy concerns will not be receiving the traditional lump of coal in their stockings this year.

In a related incident, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was fined by the FAA for flying in restricted airspace and confusing pilots attempting to land at LAX.

(Merrily filed at State of the Day)


That'll teach Rudolph not to check in with FAA controllers and file a flight plan.

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