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Preemptive Apology

WASHINGTON (XF) - The Xsociate Files has learned that in the wake of being cleared in the Plame leak investigation, White House political strategist Karl Rove has issued what is being called a "preemptive apology" statement. The letter is thought to be in response to the announcement of a celebratory hunting trip by Vice President Cheney that Rove is slated to attend.

When asked about the statement, a spokesman for Mr. Rove stated that while they do not expect anything to happen, the letter is being issued as a precaution.

"They will be hunting wild pig on the trip. And if the Vice President can mistake a 78 year old Texas lawyer for a quail, surely there's the off chance that he might mistakenly fire on Mr. Rove who as we all know has an uncanny resemblance to Porky Pig," the spokesman said.

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"Dear Mr. Vice President, I deeply regret that I rolled over on you and am hoping that this will not affect our working relationship.

Your's Sincerely,

Karl Rove"

(Squeel like a pig, boy!)

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