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Preemptive Apology

WASHINGTON (XF) - The Xsociate Files has learned that in the wake of being cleared in the Plame leak investigation, White House political strategist Karl Rove has issued what is being called a "preemptive apology" statement. The letter is thought to be in response to the announcement of a celebratory hunting trip by Vice President Cheney that Rove is slated to attend.

When asked about the statement, a spokesman for Mr. Rove stated that while they do not expect anything to happen, the letter is being issued as a precaution.

"They will be hunting wild pig on the trip. And if the Vice President can mistake a 78 year old Texas lawyer for a quail, surely there's the off chance that he might mistakenly fire on Mr. Rove who as we all know has an uncanny resemblance to Porky Pig," the spokesman said.


"Dear Mr. Vice President, I deeply regret that I rolled over on you and am hoping that this will not affect our working relationship.

Your's Sincerely,

Karl Rove"

(Squeel like a pig, boy!)

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