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Reality Bites

WASHINGTON (XF) - In a startling reversal, President Bush has acknowledged that reality does in fact exist, The Xsociate Files has learned. The revelation came during the President's address to the annual gathering of the NAACP, where Bush lamented that racism still exists in America.

One prominent political blogger is quoted as saying "Duh!" and other critics of the administration also remain skeptical, saying that the President's acceptance of reality does not go far enough.

"They're still wearing the rose colored glasses when it comes to Iraq," one anonymous source in the intelligence community told XF. "And don't even get me started on the Israel/Hezbollah situation."

Indeed, when it comes to the escalating violence in the Middle East, President Bush continues to insist that war is peace.

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