Abu Gobbler
NEW JERSEY (XF) - The Xsociate Files has learned that a rafter of turkeys spotted at a New Jersey train station have been held on suspicion of terrorism. According to one source, federal authorities become involved after station staff noticed the group's odd behavior as they waited for the train.
"They stood huddled in a group and gobbling back and forth," the source said, "It was definitely suspicious".
Another source with knowledge of the incident said that some of the turkeys had in their possession items which may indicate ties to terrorism, such as several watches of a brand supposedly favored by terrorists.
If the turkeys are found to have been attempting to commit acts of terrorism, it is not yet known whether they will be designated as "enemy consumables" and rendered to the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
"They stood huddled in a group and gobbling back and forth," the source said, "It was definitely suspicious".
Another source with knowledge of the incident said that some of the turkeys had in their possession items which may indicate ties to terrorism, such as several watches of a brand supposedly favored by terrorists.
If the turkeys are found to have been attempting to commit acts of terrorism, it is not yet known whether they will be designated as "enemy consumables" and rendered to the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
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