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That's Super!

In light of the upcoming premiere of the Sci-Fi Channel's "Who Wants to Be a Superhero?", I thought I would delight my fellow bloggerians with a super creation of my own.

Name: The Xsociate

Secret Identity: Unknown

Powers: The uncanny ability to decipher truth from spin. Has been known to display the ability to snark from time to time.

Weapon of choice: Facts and a quick wit.

Origin: While Googling the latest news on Brangela and looking for nude photos of Christina Aguilera, a young man came across a strange and wondrous thing know as "a blog". He was inundated with commentary on all sorts of topics. Most intriguing were the political blogs where he found both those he differed with and those whose opinions were not dissimilar to his own.

Suddenly and without warning, a startling metamorphosis occurred. This flood of information washed over the young man and caused a change in his brain chemistry. He found himself feeling more and more opinionated and the urge to voice those opinions became too much to bare.

Establishing a pseudonym for himself, the young man became The Xsociate. And now armed with his trusty Blogger account, he wages a never ending battle for truth, justice and all that stuff (no offense to any Malkinites who might be reading this).

Artist rendering.




Who would your superhero be? Make your own here.

You're handsome enough to be a superhero.

And who knew you could also draw?

I wish I looked that kool! Alas, I do not :(

And even though I did dabble in the arts as a kid, this particular heroic pose was created using Underground Online's Hero Machine.

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