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An Audience with the King

Dear Democrat Party,

His Excellency, King George II of Crawford, seeks your presence to discuss the matter of how best you may go about fulfilling his decrees for our glorious endeavors in Greater Mesopotamia. You are hereby summoned to report on this progress forthwith. As you are no doubt aware, his eminence is bestowed with the wisdom and courage to continue to battle the evil hordes amassing against us. It is hoped this meeting will once again remind you of this and that you will show the due respect worthy of being granted such an audience with his grace, who remains very busy with his royal duties.


Karl Rove, Chancellor

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