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Top GOPers Skip Black Debate

The top tier GOP candidates bailed on the debate last night at a predominately black college because of what were said to be "scheduling conflicts". Here now are some other excuses that may have been considered:

1. Worried they might slip up and mention how "surprised" they were that a black moderated debate was just like every other debate and no one was shouting "M-Fer, I have a question."

2. Were concerned about how they would act around all those "stocky black guys".

3. Would rather attend the symposium by Michael Medved discussing how slavery wasn't such a bad thing.

Feel free to add your own in the comments.

(Filed at State of the Day and All Spin Zone)