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War Comes to New Jersey

Will Bunch reports that the Bush administration has apparently decided to bring Shock & Awe to the homeland, principally in skies of New Jersey (perhaps as a response to the Fort Dix Six?). Actually an F-16 just dropped some flares during a training exercise, accidentally setting the surrounding forest ablaze and forcing evacuations.

But as Attack NJ notes in the comments "[..] We need to attack NJ there, so they dont attack us here. They hate us for our freedoms. They all worship the Jersey Devil. Plus most are Flyers fans. And no Timetables - they'll just wait for us to leave, then attack. We should build military bases there. at least bush should be able to find NJ on a map."

Nah, he'd probably just attack Wyoming and claim that it was the central front.

(Filed at State of the Day)

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