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Just Keep Him Away from Any Red Buttons

Via Think Progress come three words that are sure to send a chill down the spin of many a Bush critic:
Acting President Cheney.

“President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, the chief White House spokesman said.”

I can tell you're wanting to make jokes about how Bush is having his dummy parts replaced from overuse but I'm more concerned with what the ventriloquist will be doing with his free hand.