Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Shorter Dennis Miller:

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is so irrelevant that it requires a two minute rant on a second rate Daily Show knock-off to point out how irrelevant he is. If only I were that irrelevant. (Cue laugh track)

(Filed at State of the Day and Blognonymous)

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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Shorter Digby:

Those wily Islamofascists will do anything just to make us look bad. Thankfully, we can do just fine without their help.

(Filed at State of the Day)

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Shorter Glenn Greenwald:

When it comes the right-wing blogosphere, humble pie is rarely on the menu.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Shorter Monica Goodling:

As long as I play the part of the naive little Christian girl, my lord and savior will forgive me. And maybe Jesus will too.

(Filed at State of the Day)

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Shorter Twofer:

About Michelle Malkin: Isn't it sad when a blogger loses her mind and has to be put down?

About David Broder: Ditto.

(Filed at State of the Day)

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Monday, April 09, 2007

Shorter John McCain:

Sure I'll lie to you with a straight face but at least I'm honest about it. Tee hee.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Shorter Bill Kristol:

War critics should just STFU until the next time I tell them to STFU.

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Shorter Mel Martinez:

All detainees deserve rights. Just not ours.

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Shorter Michelle Malkin:

Fair trials only matter if you're Christian.

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Friday, July 28, 2006

Shorter Bush Administration:

Following the law is too hard.

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War crimes are for other dictators, not ours.

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